{"product_id":"bad-mood-duck-desk-figurine-collection","title":"Bad Mood Duck Desk Figurine Collection","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e#fts-bad-mood-duck{  --duck-yellow:#ffd629;  --duck-orange:#ff8a1f;  --duck-black:#171717;  --duck-ink:#252525;  --duck-muted:#6f6a62;  --duck-cream:#fffaf0;  --duck-soft:#f7f3ea;  --duck-line:#e7dfd1;  --duck-white:#ffffff;  width:100%;  max-width:960px;  margin:0 auto;  padding:0 16px 70px;  box-sizing:border-box;  background:#fff;  color:var(--duck-ink);  font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,    \"Segoe UI\",Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;  font-size:16px;  line-height:1.62;}#fts-bad-mood-duck *,#fts-bad-mood-duck *::before,#fts-bad-mood-duck *::after{  box-sizing:border-box;}#fts-bad-mood-duck h1,#fts-bad-mood-duck h2,#fts-bad-mood-duck h3,#fts-bad-mood-duck p{  margin-top:0;}#fts-bad-mood-duck h1,#fts-bad-mood-duck h2{  color:var(--duck-black);  line-height:1.05;  letter-spacing:-.04em;  font-weight:900;}#fts-bad-mood-duck h1{  margin-bottom:18px; 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 }  #fts-bad-mood-duck .bm-lead{    font-size:16px;  }  #fts-bad-mood-duck .bm-features,  #fts-bad-mood-duck .bm-moods,  #fts-bad-mood-duck .bm-uses{    grid-template-columns:1fr;  }  #fts-bad-mood-duck .bm-dark{    padding:33px 18px;    border-radius:15px;  }  #fts-bad-mood-duck img{    border-radius:11px;  }}\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"fts-bad-mood-duck\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- =========================     01 HERO========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-hero\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-hero-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Tiny Duck · Big Attitude    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch1\u003e      Let the Duck Say\u003cbr\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-highlight\"\u003eWhat You're Thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/h1\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      Meet the Bad Mood Duck™ Collection —      a tiny desk companion with absolutely no patience      for meetings, Mondays, small talk, or unnecessary nonsense.    \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-pills\"\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-pill\"\u003eSarcastic Desk Decor\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-pill\"\u003eFunny Coworker Gift\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-pill\"\u003eOffice Mood Booster\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-pill\"\u003eCollectible Characters\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-signature\"\u003e      Small duck. Zero filter.    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 1 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/04-Quacko_NOT_TODAY_Angry_Duck_Figurine.jpg?v=1789625031\" alt=\"Bad Mood Duck desk figurine\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     02 EMOTIONAL HOOK========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-dark\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Office Mood: Activated    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      When You Can't Say It at Work...      Let the Duck Handle It.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp\u003e      Some days call for professionalism.      Other days call for a tiny angry duck      sitting silently on your desk judging everyone for you.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     03 REACTION========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      More Than Desk Decor    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      It's a Conversation Starter With Feathers.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      Put one on your desk and wait.      Someone will notice it.      Someone will laugh.      And someone will probably ask where you got it.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 2 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/06-Quacko_NOT_TODAY_Angry_Duck_Figurine.jpg?v=1789625031\" alt=\"Funny sarcastic duck desk decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-features\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e01\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003eInstant Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Adds humor and attitude to desks, shelves, offices and workspaces.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e02\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003eMade for Reactions\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        The kind of tiny object people notice, laugh at and remember.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e03\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003eEasy Gift Win\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Perfect when you need something funny but don't want another boring gift.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     04 PICK YOUR MOOD========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Pick Your Mood    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      There's a Duck for That.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      Monday morning?      Unnecessary meeting?      Out of coffee?      Social battery at 1%?      Choose the duck that understands.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 3 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/05-Quacko_NOT_TODAY_Angry_Duck_Figurine.jpg?v=1789625031\" alt=\"Bad Mood Duck mood collection\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-moods\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-mood\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eNOT TODAY\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eFor the meeting that definitely could've been an email.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-mood\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eCOFFEE FIRST\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eFor people who aren't emotionally available before caffeine.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-mood\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eDON'T EVEN\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eNo explanation necessary.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-mood\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eI'M FINE\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eFor those completely calm, normal, totally fine days.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     05 DESK SCENE========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Designed for Real Life    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      Your Desk Could Use More Honesty.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      Give your workspace a little personality without taking over the whole desk.      Perfect beside your monitor, keyboard, coffee mug or favorite stress ball.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 4 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/02_2.jpg?v=1789625070\" alt=\"Bad Mood Duck office desk decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-uses\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-use\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eOffice Desk\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eLet your duck handle the workplace mood.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-use\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eHome Office\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eBecause Zoom calls need moral support too.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-use\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eShelf Decor\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eA tiny character with surprisingly big energy.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-use\"\u003e      \u003cstrong\u003eGift Table\u003c\/strong\u003e      \u003cspan\u003eInstant attention at birthdays and holiday exchanges.\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     06 GIFT========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-gift\"\u003e    \u003cstrong\u003e      For the Friend Who Already Says Everything With Their Face    \u003c\/strong\u003e    \u003cp\u003e      Great for coworkers, friends, siblings,      office gift exchanges, Secret Santa,      White Elephant, birthdays and those      “I saw this and immediately thought of you” moments.    \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-tags\"\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eCoworker Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eBirthday Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eOffice Humor\u003c\/span\u003e      \u003cspan class=\"bm-tag\"\u003eFunny Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 5 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/01_2.jpg?v=1789624996\" alt=\"Funny duck gift idea\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     07 COLLECTION========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      One Duck Is Never Enough    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      Build Your Bad Mood Collection.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      One for the office.      One for home.      One for your favorite coworker.      And one for the person who needs a hint.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c!-- IMAGE 6 --\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-media\"\u003e    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9509\/0683\/files\/14_1.jpg?v=1789625069\" alt=\"Bad Mood Duck collectible figurine collection\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-features\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003ePick Your Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Choose the mood that fits your personality today.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003eBuild a Mood Pack\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Different ducks for different days, desks and friends.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"bm-feature-no\"\u003e∞\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch3\u003eKeep Collecting\u003c\/h3\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Because unfortunately, there is always another mood.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     08 WHY PEOPLE BUY========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Small Object. Big Mood.    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      Not Another Boring Desk Accessory.    \u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp class=\"bm-lead\"\u003e      The best little decorations do more than fill space.      They say something about the person who owns them.      This one just happens to have feathers and an attitude problem.    \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     09 FAQ========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-section\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-copy\"\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e      Good to Know    \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003ch2\u003e      Frequently Asked Questions    \u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-faq\"\u003e    \u003cdetails\u003e      \u003csummary\u003eIs this sold as one figurine or a full collection?\u003c\/summary\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Choose your preferred design from the available product variants.        Check the selected option before ordering.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/details\u003e    \u003cdetails\u003e      \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        It works especially well on office desks, home-office shelves,        side tables, bookcases, gift displays and other small spaces.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/details\u003e    \u003cdetails\u003e      \u003csummary\u003eIs this suitable as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Yes. The sarcastic character designs make it especially suited        to coworkers, friends, siblings, office exchanges and funny holiday gifting.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/details\u003e    \u003cdetails\u003e      \u003csummary\u003eWhich design should I choose?\u003c\/summary\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Pick the phrase or expression that best matches the recipient's personality,        workplace mood or sense of humor.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/details\u003e    \u003cdetails\u003e      \u003csummary\u003eCan I collect multiple designs?\u003c\/summary\u003e      \u003cp\u003e        Yes. The different moods are designed to work as a fun collectible series,        whether you keep them together or spread them across different spaces.      \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/details\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003c!-- =========================     10 FINAL========================= --\u003e\u003csection class=\"bm-final\"\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-kicker\"\u003e    Pick Your Mood  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003ch2\u003e    Your Desk Has Enough Work.\u003cbr\u003e    Give It Some Personality.  \u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"bm-rule\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cp\u003e    Funny enough to get a reaction.    Small enough to fit almost anywhere.    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